Can I have some money too?

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/article/740046--youtube-short-leads-to-30m-hollywood-deal?bn=1

Good for them, I'm glad Hollywood is doing so well. But now I'm jealous.

I'd really like a book deal from my writings here on The Centre Block - any publishers out there with money to throw away?

I'd do it for like $30 000, I'd also do alot of other things too.